Once upon a time there was a whisky factory, which made whisky, and everybody bought it.
There were kings drinking whisky.
One day a donkey went in and one of the tanks was empty. So the donkey thought, "Nobody will mind if I urinate in this tank." So then one of the workers came by and turned the machine on.
And everybody found the donkey's urine tasted so much better and was so much better for you, that they kept on drinking it for ever.
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