Once upon a time there was a tree. It was an oak tree. When it was a child tree it got pulled up so that it would still be alive. Then it got put into a pot. Then it got too big for the pot, so it smashed it and got put in the ground.
Now the tree had been a birthday present for somebody. But the somebody wanted to burn it.
But the little old tree decided to run away. So it pulled up its roots and scrammed!
It walked right into the somebody, and the somebody dropped his axe on his foot. Then the tree lowered a branch and picked up the axe. Then it chopped up the somebody for firewood.
It decided to live in the somebody's house. Somebody's parents were dead by now, so then it put the firewood on the fire and lived happily ever after.
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