Once upon a time there was a Daddy. His name was Rob Foxcroft. His son was Ewan Foxcroft.
One day Ewan was teaching his father school, and one of the classes was chlemistry. One of the experiments was making acid. The experiment blew up in Rob's face, spraying his face with the acid. He managed to get the antidote in time, but he'd been defaced. No eyes, no mouth, no nose, and a lot of no hair. He'd been defaced. Literally.
Ewan received a lot of pounds for giving him the true antidote, to give him back his face.
He was even more ugly than before. Wow. It was brilliant. All the children he met screamed and ran away from him. They fled across busy roads and got themselves killed.
So Rob went to jail for murder.
Top of this page
Ewan's Home Page